Patient Zero arrived at La Guardia with his adorable Outbreak Monkey stuffed under his hat yesterday:
A plot to sneak a monkey into New York City was foiled Tuesday when airline passengers noticed the fist-size marmoset perched on the smuggler's ponytail.
Spirit Airlines wasn't too upset with the lil super-flu carrier scamp:
After the furry little guy was outed, the monkey spent the rest of the flight in the man's seat and was well-behaved.
The Spirit Airlines spokeswoman said they're calling the little guy "Spirit."
As in, Spirit the Civilization Reaping Marmoset.

That thing is not cute!
Posted by: Nice Deb | August 08, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Yeah, I googled the most frightening marmoset pic I could find. Wish my beaver-googling was as easy. Wow.
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs | August 08, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Beaver googling is pretty damned easy....
Posted by: HerrMorgenholz | August 08, 2007 at 06:39 PM
Quick!!!
Friggen KILL IT!
Posted by: Wickedpinto | August 09, 2007 at 09:42 PM