Morning News Shows: Real-Time Destroyer of Whiny Airline Passengers

First, it was the 2 year old menace on Good Morning America (video to the right of article) who proved how well-behaved he was as he wailed, hollered and basically destroyed the GMA set. His mom was there to decry the actions of their fellow passengers who thought the tyke was acting like a total shit on a flight. How dare they criticize this angel?

Now, the Today Show blunders into the same thing, only this time with Hooters waitress Kyla Ebbert who was there (with Mom and, of course, Sleazy Lawyer) to whine about being kicked off a Southwest flight for flashing her vajayjay wearing inappropriate attire. And what happens on the Today Show?

The broadcast censors had to pixel out her flashed vajayjay as she modeled the exact outfit that got her thrown off the plane.

Settle down, the vjj is pantied, but still awesome too risque for 8 AM over-air broadcast.

The Today Show video is here, though the NBC internet censors are waaaay cooler than their broadcast counterparts---no pixels in the online vid clip (at the 1:15 mark). I haven't found a YouTube of the pixeled broadcast, but I saw it with my own eyes this AM. Promise!

UPDATE 1

Here's Today's online story about this morning's show. Reading the comments, it's clear that NBC censored her crotch in later airings as the segment moved across time zones this morning.

UPDATE 2

Welcome, Hot Air --- feel free to linger. Thanks, Allah.

UPDATE 3

Hey, thanks Ed! Thanks for stopping by, Driscoll readers.

UPDATE 4

Another fine rundown of the Today peepShow, including this gem quote from the Today Show's producer's blog:

But when she sat down, we learned just how short that skirt was—when she flashed our national television audience. Yeah, that skirt was short.

So maybe my earlier vajayjay flashing strike-throughs weren't too far off the mark?

UPDATE (11-16-07): Wow, this AirSlut is the gift that keeps giving. Thanks for stopping by, folks from The Blue Site --- don't know what brought you here, but welcome! Here's a later update on the wonder of Kyla Ebbert.

Comments

[lauraw]

She took a miniskirt and cut it off so that her whole ass is exposed to the seat she's sitting on.

And Mom thinks this is all perfectly OK.

[wiserbud]

whore. How do we know she was wearing panties the day she was on the plane, huh?

Notice how Matt is trying to be all gentile and shit when saying that he {gasp} could see her panties {giggle, tee hee, giggle}. Meanwhile, he probably strained every muscle in his neck trying to simply drop his head and stare at her panties {giggle, tee hee, giggle, "panties" tee hee} like a 13-year-old.

Honestly, I really don't see what's wrong with her outfit. I definitely don't see why this smoking hot blond was almost removed from a flight because of it.

Of course, as my wife suggested last night, "jealous female passenger + (probably) gay man with power = beautiful woman insulted and humiliated."

[lauraw]

You'll notice also in that new second pic that her shirt ends and her skirt begins well below her hipbone.

The skirt is only sitting just above her pubic area. I have to believe that when she turns around, her butt cleft shows.

That's one lowriding skirt! I wonder how far she had the shirt pulled up when she was on the plane...

[Jerry]

Hilarious post; hilarious story. But, honestly, this is just appendix #24,083,394 in the evidence for the prosecution in the culture wars. Her Mom is clueless. And forget the bad dye job and even the boob job -- it isn't even about that. Just cover your muffin, child. Is that too much for these girls to do?

[pajama momma]

Can you say, butterface?

[Cuffy Meigs]

Uggh. You know it, PJM.

[holdfast]

Bad tan, horrible makeup, totally fake boobs. Oh well, nice legs - and we can see all of them. Let's assume she wasn't commando on the day of the flight - if she's showing underwear every time she moves, isn't that enough for "Keith" to get his knickers in a twist?

[sinistar]

Cuffy, you got a Hotair Blog link! That's awesome! Welcome to the club, sorry I didn't get back to you at doubleplusundead. Heh, nice jab at Christoph in HA comments BTW.

[sinistar]

She'll have skin like a football if she keeps frying herself that way.

[lauraw]

Here's another theory; the skirt is so low on her hips that the top of her thong was probably showing in the back.

Is that exposed-thong thing still in vogue among the slut crowd?

I just can't believe she is so clueless that she volunteered to demonstrate that outfit again on national TV, and that mom thought it was a good idea, too!

[pajama momma]

Her mom is just as much of a total tard. I hope to God this stuff is out of style by the time my 5 year old girl is a teenager. Doesn't matter cuz I won't let her dress that way, but it would be nice not to have the drama.

AND I just love how she says, well, she'd just like them to admit they were wrong. BULLSHIT!! That girl has been on every news outlet around. She's seein' dollar signs. She'll be able to get every plastic surgery available now. And yes she does have very nice legs.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Yes, her skirt is too short. Yes, if she were my daughter, I would strongly urge her to lengthen her skirts, knowing full well how men's minds work. But. If she was clean, quiet, smelled good and didn't take up a seat-and-a-half, she'd be welcome to sit next to me. The horror stories of bad seat-mates are legendary. She's not a problem.