Vajayjay Airlines: Branson & AirSlut Land In Vegas
Remember the crotch-flashing whiner who got kicked off a Southwest flight for scanty attire? Well, I think we now can confirm what medical procedure prompted her flight to Arizona:
Kyla Ebbert & Richard Branson at Virgin American Airlines Las Vegas party.
Hat tip Splash News Online.
Oh, and here's video of Sir Richard literally tearing a new one as he drops from the top of the Palms Hotel.
UPDATE: Thanks for flying, HotAir!
UPDATE: Welcome, Gilbert & Sullivan fans, Thanks, Ed!
UPDATE (11-16-07): As Allah says, Mission Accomplished.
Jesus Christ.
You could bounce a barbell off those things and she'd never feel it.
Posted by: lauraw | October 12, 2007 at 10:16 AM
That's not normal.
Posted by: d | October 12, 2007 at 10:21 AM
Viva abnormality!
Posted by: Toby928 | October 12, 2007 at 10:42 AM
They look like tumors. I'm not kidding. I worked in an operating room years ago.
Posted by: j. | October 12, 2007 at 10:43 AM
I don't want to be within 2 miles of her when those two MOABs go off!
Posted by: beavereater | October 12, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Good Lord, how can anyone think that looks good, or normal, or sexy? I feel sad for these women who have so little self-esteem that they resort to this extreme to get attention. Pathetic.
Posted by: Charlie Smith | October 12, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Rumor has it that Mr.Branson was looking for Steve Fossett in the mountainous region to his right.
Posted by: Jerry | October 12, 2007 at 10:57 AM
She'll never have to worry about drowning...
Dude, the leather stretched over those balloons is tighter than a drumskin.
Posted by: sinistar | October 12, 2007 at 11:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
+1 Jerry!
Posted by: sinistar | October 12, 2007 at 11:01 AM
Well, it worked. I don't notice her butterface anymore.
Posted by: pjmomma | October 12, 2007 at 01:06 PM
They're a different color from the rest of her body--and a different zip code. Wonder what else she's had done.
Posted by: Ralph L | October 12, 2007 at 02:07 PM
photoshop?
Seriously, that makes Pam Anderson seem restrained.
Posted by: holdfast | October 12, 2007 at 04:02 PM
I think those veins are a map of the Amazon river delta
Posted by: holdfast | October 12, 2007 at 04:03 PM
Oh, hell yeah! I would cut the head offa dat, if you know what I'm sayin'!
Posted by: OJ Simpson | October 12, 2007 at 09:51 PM
I wonder if anyone ID'ed those two bald-headed midgets she's sneaking in under her dress?
Posted by: Oprah | October 15, 2007 at 08:10 AM
Pesky fake names.
Posted by: harrison | October 15, 2007 at 08:10 AM
Nice teeth.
Posted by: Michael | October 18, 2007 at 06:16 PM
Those are the most ridiculous fake hooters I've ever seen.
Posted by: Barry in CO | November 17, 2007 at 05:10 AM
Must have decided to start getting into making porn.
Posted by: Purple Avenger | November 17, 2007 at 05:35 AM