Ding! Fries Are Done

It's that special time of year. This one's for Winston Corky:

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[Winston Delgado]

Cuffy-
I'm so glad you still care. It means I made an impression.
;-D
BTW, when you called me a 'linkwhore' a few months ago, that was hilarious. Do you even realize that you were the one who first went to my site, found what you thought was the perfect page to mock, and then posted it in that argument thread? I was only responding to your form of argument-if I really wanted to drive traffic to my site I wouldn't bother with posting here or at 'innocent bystanders', I would do something useful, like writing my sites' URL on the wall of truck stop bathrooms or something.
Anyway, glad to see you're still thinking of me, but I'm sorry that you're still mocking disabled people. If it would help you, my friends call me 'Tony' so you could easily tease me by calling me 'Tonya' or something. At least women can fight back better than mentally challenged people, or are girls too scary and intimidating for you to deal with?
Since you already have an incredibly stupid pseudonym I'm content to just call you 'Cuffy'. I briefly considered calling you 'Slappy Bazooka' or something like that, but I realized that there's really nothing sillier than naming yourself after a moronic thug from one of the worst books ever written. So, I can admit that I'm not really taking the higher ground but rather just standing here watching you roll yourself about in the muck. Do keep wallowing, Cuffy. It's fun to watch.
Who do you think is going to win Iowa? I think today could be full of surprises, actually. You strike me as a Ron Paul kind of guy, but surely there must be something surprising about you. Anyway, have a Happy New Year. Talk to you soon.
-WD

[pajama momma]

OH.MY.GAWD! Still?

[Winston Delgado]

pm-
Check out what I'm posting to. Cuffy posted this only a few weeks ago. He obviously still has passionate feelings about me, darling. If he could actually just shut up when he's wrong then that would do it. I don't want an apology or any nonsense like that, but the last words between us will be mine.
-WD

[wiserbud]

but the last words between us will be mine.

You forgot to say nyah, nyah, nyah! That always gets 'em, winnie.

[Cuffy Meigs]

but the last words between us will be mine.

I think I just came.

[geoff]

Cuffy, Cuffy, Cuffy. Why do you do this to yourself?

[Cuffy Meigs]

geoff, just doing my part to inspire some craptastic "art."

[Winston Delgado]

Geoff-
Cuffy does this because he gets off on mocking handicapped people. He thinks he's getting a rise out of me when all he's doing is broadcasting what ill-bred oaf he is.
Wiserbud-
If you say 'the last words between us will be mine' in the Dwight Schrute voice it's particularly hilarious. If you've never seen 'The Office' you wouldn't get it.

Cuffy-
Nice response on the missle defense thing. You really showed me. Since the character of Cuffy Meigs liked to sashay around in a military uniform despite not being in the military, I imagine that you are a chickenhawk. By being all excited in the latest technological Maginot Line For the Future, you clearly have the tactical sense of a pastry chef. I would love to argue with you about this (or any) topic, but calling me a retard is not actually an argument. I am, however, impressed that I have you so unhinged that you are willing to behave so hysterically obnoxiously in public over little old me.
-WD

[pajama momma]

Cuffy? What? no retarded cop video?

[Cuffy Meigs]

A French Chickenhawk? Is that like a Failed Artist?

[wiserbud]

I've seen "The Office." Your interpretation, not as funny as you think.

Maybe next time you can try a reference from Ugly Betty. I'm sure that's another fave of yours and I can almost guarantee you'll get that right.

retard.

[Winston Delgado]

'A French Chickenhawk? Is that like a Failed Artist?'
Cuffy-
Bravo! That's the stuff! I knew you could do it! There's hope for you yet! Don't you see how much better that is than doing the internet equivalent of repeatedly slapping your head and going 'Der! Der! Der!' at everything I say? I mean, it doesn't make you look too cool, brother. Okay. I'll split for now. I have unpacking to do. Today was fun. Next time maybe we could actually have a conversation about something.
WD