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April 30, 2008

Latest Casualty Of Feminization

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With today's GDP announcement, everyone's spinning about the definition of "recession" again.

While commonly defined by the financial press and economics textbooks as "two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth," recessions are officially designated by the National Bureau of Economic Research. The NBER goes beyond the two-quarter rule, adding an additional layer of hard data points to reach its recession designation:

A recession is a significant decline in economic activity spread across the economy, lasting more than a few months, normally visible in real GDP, real income, employment, industrial production, and wholesale-retail sales. A recession begins just after the economy reaches a peak of activity and ends as the economy reaches its trough.

Which brings us to these two yapping chicks. According to their feelings, recession is already here:

And it's watching crap like that every other morning that freaks my wife out. Now she wants to cancel our vacations, stop eating out, give up dry cleaning, vote Democrat, stop giving h---, etc.

Self. Fulfilling. Prophecy.

All because of emotional wimmins. Thanks!

UPDATE: Welcome, Don Surber folks. I didn't really mean all of that about my wife; we still eat out.

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