Biden, Michelle Obama Speak At POISON, er, PEPSI Center

After a news clip (no YouTube yet) of Typical Celebrity Daryl Hannah refusing to even enter the Pepsi Center because its namesake is a deadly product brimming with obesity-causing high frustose corn syrup, Joe Biden might as well be speaking from an Al-Qaeda-owned coal mine tonight:

And what about Michelle Obama's Pepsi Center speech? How could she?

"And you start reading the labels and you realize there’s high-fructose corn syrup in everything we’re eating. Every jelly, every juice. Everything that’s in a bottle or a package is like poison in a way that most people don’t even know."

UPDATE: Welcome, Stop the ACLU and Ed Driscoll readers (thanks, fellas). If anyone finds that Daryl Hannah clip, drop me a line.